Misery Business - Paramore
Is it still gay if you call it a brojob?
so I’m on a seedy website and I get one of those “dirty sluts are waiting for you” ads except
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be...
You can actually tell and feel when you’re starting to fade away from someone. The conversations get shorter, they get less meaningful, less exciting. You can feel the wall that’s coming up between you two. And then in the end, you’re back to being strangers.
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
here’s a secret. We ALL DO. Girls, guys, everyone. We love the feeling of bare. But we don’t want the little kiddos running around. So, I went to Wal-Mart and found something really super cool. (disclaimer: you cannot use this to protect against STDS, only rely on these if you know and are okay with you/yours partners sexual history)