Not my name

You don't get to know about me, you're the internet!

googlehomo:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

(Source: slydigger, via takeitorleaveitiamwhoiam)

alldayidreamofdisney:

Hello summertime 

(Source: cheesekills, via takeitorleaveitiamwhoiam)

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

(Source: rnackenzie, via takeitorleaveitiamwhoiam)

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(via okaycoolelise)

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via okaycoolelise)

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

Felicia Day

(Source: lietometonight, via okaycoolelise)

okaycoolelise:

i need lots of love and loving ;_;

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(via okaycoolelise)

crimsonskyes:

2010: These Pokemon are too complicated!

2013: These Pokemon are too simple!

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dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

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